1. 00:29 23rd Aug 2014

    Notes: 138897

    Reblogged from blessings-upon-thy-sociopath

    dggus:

    i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

    (Source: yorkcarolina)

     
  2. 00:22 21st Aug 2014

    Notes: 417618

    Reblogged from blessings-upon-thy-sociopath

    Joke of the day.

    wanderoar:

    roseonabeach:

    frostedsammy:

    An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

    “Yes.”
    “Oui.”
    “Sí.”
    “Ja.”

    what

    Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

    stupidest/most awesome joke ever

    (Source: flyingscotsman)

     
  3. 23:44 20th Aug 2014

    Notes: 373521

    Reblogged from annabethlemorte

    splantamello:

    beeswarm17:

    karkat-san:

    karkat-san:

    Why was Oedipus against profanity?

    Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

    I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

    wait

    (Source: gymleaderkarkat)

     
  4. 12:31 15th Aug 2014

    Notes: 182

    Reblogged from asofteravenger

    image: Download

    asofteravenger:

Except people who believe in Narnia are harmless.

    asofteravenger:

    Except people who believe in Narnia are harmless.

     
  5. 07:40 28th Jul 2014

    Notes: 119142

    Reblogged from poppunkmutants

    "My response to the “I am not a feminist” internet phenomenon….

    First of all, it’s clear you don’t know what feminism is. But I’m not going to explain it to you. You can google it. To quote an old friend, “I’m not the feminist babysitter.”

    But here is what I think you should know.

    You’re insulting every woman who was forcibly restrained in a jail cell with a feeding tube down her throat for your right to vote, less than 100 years ago.

    You’re degrading every woman who has accessed a rape crisis center, which wouldn’t exist without the feminist movement.

    You’re undermining every woman who fought to make marital rape a crime (it was legal until 1993).

    You’re spitting on the legacy of every woman who fought for women to be allowed to own property (1848). For the abolition of slavery and the rise of the labor union. For the right to divorce. For women to be allowed to have access to birth control (Comstock laws). For middle and upper class women to be allowed to work outside the home (poor women have always worked outside the home). To make domestic violence a crime in the US (It is very much legal in many parts of the world). To make workplace sexual harassment a crime.

    In short, you know not what you speak of. You reap the rewards of these women’s sacrifices every day of your life. When you grin with your cutsey sign about how you’re not a feminist, you ignorantly spit on the sacred struggle of the past 200 years. You bite the hand that has fed you freedom, safety, and a voice.

    In short, kiss my ass, you ignorant little jerks.”

    — Libby Anne (via oatmeal47)

    (Source: dumbledoresarmy-againstbigotry)

     
  6. 00:40 26th Jul 2014

    Notes: 3513

    Reblogged from hellasterek

    ↖ This blogger appreciates Danny Mahealani.

    (Source: keahukahuteanui)

     
  7. 22:49 25th Jul 2014

    Notes: 259848

    Reblogged from allthemstilinskifeels

    socialnetworkhell:

    "Consensual sex" is just sex. To say that implies that there is such a thing as "non consensual sex", which there isn’t. That’s rape. That is what it needs to be called. There is only sex or rape. Do not teach people that rape is just another type of sex. They are two very separate events. You wouldn’t say "breathing swimming" and "non breathing swimming", you say swimming and drowning.

     
  8. 01:43

    Notes: 502170

    Reblogged from the-asexual-life

    image: Download

    gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH


Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

    gluttonforpunsihment:

    particularscarf:

    search-the-castle:

    quadrants:

    nitwitsandthingamabobs:

    shinichiwinchester:

    lonely—mountain:

    ridiculousinpiccadilly:

    gallifrey-feels:

    lizrrd-queen:

    satanslittlebuttercup:

    *nearby lesbian laughter*

    *muffled asexual snickering*

    *conflicted pansexual noises*

    *moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

    HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

    Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

    Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

    Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

    Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

    *asexual snickering increases in volume*

     
  9. 01:43

    Notes: 69353

    Reblogged from mercedeslezzies

    mercedeslezzies:

    I think this speaks for itself. Accepting a person doesn’t mean you get to put limits on their freedom. You can’t be an ally and want us to stop talking, or labeling, or demanding to be heard.  

    Acceptance has no exceptions. Period. 

     
  10. 21:49 21st Jul 2014

    Notes: 321883

    Reblogged from greenbergsays

    angryplum:

    shsl-pornstar:

    man i wish homophobic people were actually AFRAID of gay people like could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples hearts with your homo

    "If I do not have one trazillion dollars on my doorstep by noon tomorrow, I swear I will KISS THIS WOMAN on the MOUTH in front of your children.”

    (Source: hillaryrodhamclintonofficial)

     
  11. 14:33

    Notes: 680969

    Reblogged from greenbergsays

    ohhenryd:

    thatpunnyguy:

    snazziest:

    They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

    They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

    They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

     
  12. 14:31

    Notes: 31061

    Reblogged from greenbergsays

    image: Download

    deadcatwithaflamethrower:

queensimia:

palavenblues:

holy shit there is a name for it

Well damn. Explains a lot.

Suddenly I understand some of my fan base a LOT better.  That is Awesome. 

    deadcatwithaflamethrower:

    queensimia:

    palavenblues:

    holy shit there is a name for it

    Well damn. Explains a lot.

    Suddenly I understand some of my fan base a LOT better.  That is Awesome. 

    (Source: asexualityresources)

     
  13. 13:54 19th Jul 2014

    Notes: 92341

    Reblogged from poppunkmutants

    giraffepoliceforce:

    "You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

    Jesus: Ah yes.

    Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

    Jesus: What a shame.

     
  14. 13:51

    Notes: 247601

    Reblogged from greenbergsays

    7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:

    goddess-river:

    1. That nudity is inherently sexual
    2. That people should be judged for their personal decisions
    3. That yelling solves problems
    4. That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
    5. That age correlates to importance
    6. That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
    7. That the default for someone is straight and cisgender

    (Source: moon-sylph)

     
  15. 14:16 14th Jul 2014

    Notes: 3513

    Reblogged from allthemstilinskifeels

    ↖ This blogger appreciates Danny Mahealani.

    (Source: keahukahuteanui)