1. 05:55 17th Sep 2014

    Notes: 200384

    Reblogged from allthemstilinskifeels

    imnotamisandristbut:

    I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

    If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

    If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

    If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

    Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.

     
  2. 05:51

    Notes: 66731

    Reblogged from greenbergsays

    vy2cool:

    wethinktherefore:

    bisexualfunfacts:

    Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.

    Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy

    Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.

     
  3. 05:49

    Notes: 200301

    Reblogged from hellasterek

    9.2.14

    (Source: -teesa-)

     
  4. 05:42

    Notes: 61974

    Reblogged from greenbergsays

    image: Download

    astronomifier:

rachelhaimowitz:

obsessionisaperfume:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

queensimia:

palavenblues:

holy shit there is a name for it

Well damn. Explains a lot.

Suddenly I understand some of my fan base a LOT better.  That is Awesome. 

"holy shit there is a name for it" was my reaction before I even scrolled down to the comments.

I just need to keep reblogging this because I cannot even begin to tell you how profound a feeling of YES and THIS and THERE IS A WORD FOR ME OMG I get every time I see this, and I hope it helps others too.

seriously, anytime you see a post with a comment saying “theres a name for it?!” reblog that post because even if it doesnt apply to you any of your followers could be waiting for that revelation.

    astronomifier:

    rachelhaimowitz:

    obsessionisaperfume:

    deadcatwithaflamethrower:

    queensimia:

    palavenblues:

    holy shit there is a name for it

    Well damn. Explains a lot.

    Suddenly I understand some of my fan base a LOT better.  That is Awesome. 

    "holy shit there is a name for it" was my reaction before I even scrolled down to the comments.

    I just need to keep reblogging this because I cannot even begin to tell you how profound a feeling of YES and THIS and THERE IS A WORD FOR ME OMG I get every time I see this, and I hope it helps others too.

    seriously, anytime you see a post with a comment saying “theres a name for it?!” reblog that post because even if it doesnt apply to you any of your followers could be waiting for that revelation.

    (Source: asexualityresources)

     
  5. 09:12 15th Sep 2014

    Notes: 181067

    Reblogged from drowninginthebrevity

    mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

    Female BAMFs Throughout History

     
  6. 20:48 14th Sep 2014

    Notes: 164564

    Reblogged from greenbergsays

    vivianvivisection:

    straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on the street, at school, waiting for the bus, pretty much anywhere.

    the problem is straight boys think sexual harassment & assault are compliments.

     
  7. 08:47

    Notes: 1975

    Reblogged from hellasterek

    saucefactory:

    It’s funny how conservatives are always going on about the “gay agenda,” when it’s the straight people that have an agenda. Seriously. The straight agenda starts brainwashing kids from birth, putting boy-babies in blue clothes and girl-babies in pink clothes, deciding…

     
  8. 18:19 6th Sep 2014

    Notes: 78805

    Reblogged from cliffhurrd

    Please stop and read this.

    I’m doing a project on gay rights in today’s society.

    So if you believe that same sex couples should be allowed to get married, please reblog this.

    This would be a lot of help, thank you.

    (Source: deanbelievesincas)

     
  9. That awkward moment when your writing porn and your 18month old nephew runs in to try to steal your laptop.

     
  10. 00:29 23rd Aug 2014

    Notes: 164215

    Reblogged from blessings-upon-thy-sociopath

    dggus:

    i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

    (Source: razzadoops)

     
  11. 00:22 21st Aug 2014

    Notes: 440459

    Reblogged from blessings-upon-thy-sociopath

    Joke of the day.

    wanderoar:

    roseonabeach:

    frostedsammy:

    An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

    “Yes.”
    “Oui.”
    “Sí.”
    “Ja.”

    what

    Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

    stupidest/most awesome joke ever

    (Source: flyingscotsman)

     
  12. 23:44 20th Aug 2014

    Notes: 393062

    Reblogged from annabethlemorte

    splantamello:

    beeswarm17:

    karkat-san:

    karkat-san:

    Why was Oedipus against profanity?

    Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

    I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

    wait

    (Source: gymleaderkarkat)

     
  13. 12:31 15th Aug 2014

    Notes: 184

    Reblogged from asofteravenger

    image: Download

    asofteravenger:

Except people who believe in Narnia are harmless.

    asofteravenger:

    Except people who believe in Narnia are harmless.

     
  14. 07:40 28th Jul 2014

    Notes: 124473

    Reblogged from poppunkmutants

    "My response to the “I am not a feminist” internet phenomenon….

    First of all, it’s clear you don’t know what feminism is. But I’m not going to explain it to you. You can google it. To quote an old friend, “I’m not the feminist babysitter.”

    But here is what I think you should know.

    You’re insulting every woman who was forcibly restrained in a jail cell with a feeding tube down her throat for your right to vote, less than 100 years ago.

    You’re degrading every woman who has accessed a rape crisis center, which wouldn’t exist without the feminist movement.

    You’re undermining every woman who fought to make marital rape a crime (it was legal until 1993).

    You’re spitting on the legacy of every woman who fought for women to be allowed to own property (1848). For the abolition of slavery and the rise of the labor union. For the right to divorce. For women to be allowed to have access to birth control (Comstock laws). For middle and upper class women to be allowed to work outside the home (poor women have always worked outside the home). To make domestic violence a crime in the US (It is very much legal in many parts of the world). To make workplace sexual harassment a crime.

    In short, you know not what you speak of. You reap the rewards of these women’s sacrifices every day of your life. When you grin with your cutsey sign about how you’re not a feminist, you ignorantly spit on the sacred struggle of the past 200 years. You bite the hand that has fed you freedom, safety, and a voice.

    In short, kiss my ass, you ignorant little jerks.”

    — Libby Anne (via oatmeal47)

    (Source: dumbledoresarmy-againstbigotry)

     
  15. 00:40 26th Jul 2014

    Notes: 3519

    Reblogged from hellasterek

    ↖ This blogger appreciates Danny Mahealani.

    (Source: keahukahuteanui)