johnandsherlockunderthemisoltoe:
Do you ever wonder how drastically different your life would be if that one thing hadn’t occurred?
did the fandoms ruin another hipster post?
Yes. Yes we did.
I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor. She told me, “There’s no masturbation in the DC Universe.” To which my reaction was, “Well that explains a lot about the DC Universe.
— Neil Gaiman (via worldwarlove)
(Source: stuff-and-shenanigans)
Conversations I have with Bestie's BF
- Him: Do you think [friend we share 1] is cute?
- Me: Yes
- Him: Do you think [friend we share 2] is pretty?
- Me: Of course
- Him: Do you think my girlfriend is adorable?
- Me: Yes
- Him: Do you think I'm attractive?
- Me: I think you are put together in a aesthetically pleasing way.
- Him: Couldn't just say yes, could you?
- Me: I don't know you well enough yet to know if you're attractive to me. I firmly believe that you are attractive to other people. I do know you well enough to not want to lie to you.
- Him: Curse you and your honesty.
- Me: It says good things about our relationship that I don't feel the need to lie to you just to get you to go away.
- Him: Fine, I'll take it.
- Me and My Bestie: Yeah, you will!
“boys will be bo-“
*flies in*
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
If you laugh at jokes about raping people I will laugh at my fist punching your throat because sure it’s violent and demeaning but I think it’s funny so why aren’t you laughing get off the floor and stop whining I am trying to assert that my desire to make a joke out of your traumatic experience is more important than your pain it’s called Freedom of Speech read a book.
